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23 August 2016 @ 02:52 pm
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20 August 2016 @ 12:02 pm
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19 August 2016 @ 11:13 am
copperbadge: 911 Operator: 911, what is your emergency? Me: There’s a guy in a car here with a lady who’s really sick in the backseat, she drank something bad, he’s trying to find a hospital so I told him I’d call 911. 911 Operator: We’re sending an ambulance to your location. Me: Also everyone around me is acting really weird, I think there might be a gas leak of some kind. 911 Operator: A gas leak? Me: I’m outside but nobody seems to know why they’re doing what they’re doing and it’s all really irrational, something’s messed up. 911 Operator: Ah, I see. Just checking here, sir, I see you’re calling from a dream phone. You’re having a dream. Me: What. 911 Operator: I recommend you wake up, it will solve all these problems for everyone. Me: But I – Me: *wakes up in bed* Me: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. Thank you, Dream 911 Operator, for determining the issue so efficiently. I sure am glad I had my Dream Phone with me. Sam, that may be the best story you’ve ever told. Truly REM-arkable.
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